Harmless Fun on the Rum

Author: admin  //  Category: Photo's

Back in June a group of us spent a week enjoying the delights of Barbados this is the story of one night when Uncle Roger came to play although thankfully he was being mischievous rather than malicious.

The night began tamely as these things usually do our entire group went for a a meal at the awesome Oistens this outdoor fish fry is a must see attraction on the island.

After the meal our party broke up and with just a few of us left a small bottle bottle of Rum and a bottle of coke was ordered, now Mountgay Rum is the national drink of Barbados, its silky smooth, cheaper than water and if someone offers you one its rude not to partake.

This was soon dispatched so the next call was for a bigger bottle of rum (but still just one coke), this set the tone for the evening, back at the hotel it was more beer, more rum, silly photos etc.

I survived the night pretty well and am too polite to put up the photos of the others, this pleasant and, by “Uncle Roger’s” standards, fairly tame evening wound up about 4.30am.

After about 2 hours I woke needing food, so still rummed up made my way down the street for a full English breakfast which did a good job of soaking up some of the booze.

When I arrived back at the hotel at about 8am some others from our group were in the pool having just walked back several miles from a nightclub, but thats another story, and not mine to tell…

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may…

    Author: admin  //  Category: Jokes

    Due to increasing products liability, alcoholic beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association’s suggestion that the following warning label be placed immediately on all bottles:

    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a w@nker.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
    • Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.

      Blood Alcohol Calculator

      Author: admin  //  Category: General

      Try this out!!! I always end up dead with the amount of alcohol i drink! oops


      Amount of dinks
      Beer 0,33 (4.6%)
      Wine 0,2 (12%)
      Cocktails 0,5 (8%)
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        Warning: May cause loss of hearing…

        Author: admin  //  Category: Video

        In August I visited the beautiful Costa Del Sol with one of my closest friends.  To our great delight, at the resort we were staying at, Thursday night was karaoke night.

        As expected, when Thursday night rolled around, we both put our names down for a few of our favourite songs…although by the times our names were called, we were both fairly hammered.

        So, my name was called and I boldly took the stage and grabbed the microphone and blasted out what I thought was a great rendition of No Doubt’s Don’t Speak. Oh how wrong I was. Unfortunately for me, the entire thing was caught on film.

        Don’t worry, I got about 2 notes in tune…

        I don’t think I’m likely to do karaoke drunk again for a while…Okay, who am I kidding, of course I will!

          Free Beer

          Author: admin  //  Category: Jokes

          A stranger walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.

          FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!

          So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.”

          The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?”

          He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.

          The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. “Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”